Define "chronic" masturbator.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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