Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I got inside last night via doggy door
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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