I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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