If i come over, it means nothing
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
she smelled like a LAN party
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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