Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
and she was petting her beer can
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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