whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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