they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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