thus making me awesome and them whores
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Randomize
