Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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