You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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