I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Quick, to the slutcave!
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
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i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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