Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
