i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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