ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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