Dual....:-)
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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