So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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