I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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