Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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