she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I just pynch a tree in the face
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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