think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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