oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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