she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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