We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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