Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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