It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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