As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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