It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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