he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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should my penis look like a turkey
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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