How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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