i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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