Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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