I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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