hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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