Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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