office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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