This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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