and you said cock pushups were impossible
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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