your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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