Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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