Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
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