Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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