There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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