I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
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"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
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