I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
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I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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