She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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