Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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