Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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