I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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