So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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