if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I think people are normalizing furries
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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