He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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