The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
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how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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