its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Randomize
