It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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