Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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