i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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