Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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