So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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