google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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