i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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