Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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